“Kids say the darndest things” is the best quote. In this example, youngsters drew strange things that indicated their parents’ private actions. The funniest kids’ drawings are here!
Chubby Issues
This is one of those early primary tasks in which a youngster is learning how to write entire phrases. While there was certainly some context missing here, the child completing their homework made the initiative to provide a creative and honest response. “My father,” the toddler replied when asked who ate the most at the picnic. He is plump. He’s got a problem.” Ouch, that’s one approach to deal with a growing weight problem, however the parent in this scenario would definitely like it not be directed at his child’s teacher and class. If there is one thing you can always bank on from children, it is the stark truth.
Chubby Issues
World’s Greatest… Farter?!
How adorable. This tiny innocent boy made a card for his father that said, “World’s greatest farter!” Oh, wait, he crossed that out and typed “father” instead, revealing his true feelings. This is the ideal joke for dads, the world’s greatest fart joke connoisseurs. Even better is the little picture, which appears to depict a toxic gaseous cloud with a skull and crossbones poison sign in the center. Perhaps the child who wrote this is on their way to becoming a master of dad jokes. If that’s the case, he’s off to an excellent start.
World’s Greatest… Farter
The Mother Fake Out
This card, like the last one, started out incredibly charming and aww-worthy before taking a violent turn. “Thank you, Mom, for being wonderful and caring… and for no longer making your meatloaf.” Mom’s cooking had to be fairly bad for it to be the subject of a card. On second thought, this card appears to have been created by a sly adolescent. Either that or this youngster despises meatloaf. Oh well, we’re sure this mom was happy to receive a card regardless of the date. At the very least, her child recognized that she is equally nice and compassionate!
The Mother Fake Out
A Little Too Honest
Most mothers will have a glass of wine to decompress from the stresses of the week. This mother might participate in the activity more regularly now that her child has noticed it. Much to their mother’s chagrin, their youngster opted to share their mother’s love of wine with the entire class. Fortunately for the mother, we’re confident that if anyone will grasp this, it’ll be a teacher. At the very least, it will be a funny memory to look back on one day, and we’re sure the teacher found it amusing as well.
A Little Too Honest
It’s All About Dad
A small child is participating in one of those “all about dad or mom” assignments for this artwork. The problem in this case is dad. This boy claims he is merely a “employee” for the part of the assignment that asks what he does for a living, which is a rather humorous yet fitting response. For what dad enjoys doing, the answer is similarly humorous – “drinking”. But if your child believes that’s all you enjoy doing, you might want to consider whether you’re drinking a little too much.
It’s All About Dad
The Fart Files
This one is from the “fart files,” and instead of a traditional father, this kid has drawn their mother completely, letting one loose. Moms are usually a little more sensitive about their farts, so she was probably not happy about being drawn in this fashion. Let’s hope this wasn’t one of those homework assignments that teachers wind up placing on the classroom wall. That could be a little more humiliating than the instructor viewing it alone, but it would certainly make the rest of the school chuckle, especially all the other parents.
The Fart Files
Ellen Lover
Another project required the child to talk about their parent and describe what they do in their daily lives. Most children would presumably write about their mother, the doctor, or their father, the mechanic; nevertheless, in this case, the child spoke more about leisure time. This child stated that their mother spends the entire day watching Ellen. While this is amusing, we’re confident that even if mom stays at home, she does more than just sit in front of the TV. But, when it comes to Ellen, who can blame them?
Ellen Lover
Wine-Tastic
When asked what mom could do less of, many children may answer that punishments should be eliminated or that they should chat on the phone less. This child, on the other hand, proposes that mom drink less wine. That presumably suggests she’s seen her mother indulge quite a bit, and she should heed her children’s counsel. At the very least, her child sketched her in a gorgeous pink outfit surrounded by hearts and pretty colors. This mom might want her daughter to divulge a little less about her “wine nights” at school!
Wine Tastic
My Dad Is Eight
Here’s another one that isn’t a drawing but is still entertaining. Teachers frequently have students fill these questionnaires since their responses are always amusing. For example, this youngster believes her father is “8 years old,” that his favorite cuisine is beer, that he farts funny, and that the two like going to the dollar store together. It appears that this little girl has a crush on her father, and he surely enjoyed it when she brought it home. Let’s hope they framed this one since it’ll be fun to look back on in the future.
My Dad Is Eight
Mom Transformation
There is no greater way to be called out than by your own children, who witness you at your worst and best. It’s easy to forget that young eyes are always watching you, yet they are. This shot is an excellent example of this. The mother’s transition is very extensively documented. This kid nailed it, from how mom appears when she wakes up in absolute disarray with wide eyes and crazy hair to her “going out look” complete with red lipstick, eyelashes, and pink high heels! We believe this small critic has a bright career in comedy.
Mom Transformation
The Mommy-Daddy Difference
Evan made a lovely drawing of his mother and father for his elementary school class. Can you find the distinction? Of course, it’s because mommy is surrounded by a cloud of “love,” whereas dad is surrounded by a different kind of gaseous cloud. Another dad fart joke, you guessed it. Apparently, there’s something about dads and farts that just go together. It appears to be a frequent occurrence in any given household that fathers are always the most flatulent of all. The teacher also responded by affixing a quite amusing sticker on the paper that simply reads, “Wow!”
The Mommy Daddy Difference
The Evil Mom
Let’s hope this one wasn’t submitted to school because it would certainly raise some eyes. First, the child depicted a “evil snake” and it appeared to have eaten a “evil mom”. “I don’t like people!” says the Evil Mom. Yikes! When they started creating this picture, this tiny kid was clearly not pleased with their mother. Maybe this kid wanted a pet snake and his mother said no. In any event, we hope they’ve overcome their fear of having a “evil mom” before they have to turn in another art piece for class!
The Evil Mom
Rock ‘Em Sock ‘Em Parents
This design appears to be done on one of those kid menus that restaurants provide to keep the kids entertained while you wait for your order. The drawing left for the waitress to find is rather amusing. This youngster sketched a wrestling ring, complete with a WWE logo. The child then labeled the two stick figures as their mother and father. Mom and Dad were clearly not having the finest meal and were probably arguing a lot. Through the eyes of a child, they may have appeared to be in their own wrestling battle. Either that or the youngster is a major wrestling enthusiast.
Rock ‘Em Sock ‘Em Parents
Mommy As A Role Model
When it first went viral several years ago, this youngster drawing received a lot of attention across the Internet. While the child appears to represent the mother on a pole with people handing her money, the original poster years ago stated that they work at Home Depot. The image appears to feature the mom holding some kind of tool (maybe a shovel?) and people paying money at the store. That was the “story,” at least. We’re sure the instructor who received this drawing had a good laugh at the expense of this poor mother!
Mommy As A Role Model
My Most Interesting Person…
This child was given the task of writing about the most intriguing person in their lives. It is not uncommon for children to choose one of their parents, and it may be difficult for them to choose just one. This is not the situation with this child. He boldly chose his father over his mother “because she’s more like a regular mom.” They took the time to explain why they selected their father over their mother, which we don’t believe was part of the task. Hopefully, their parents aren’t jealous, because this could spark a family feud.
My Most Interesting Person…
School Lunches Aren’t Up To Snuff
We have a bright child on our hands. They realize that asking their parents might not bring them what they want in their lunch every day, so they must make a suggestion to their instructor. If the teacher believes that all they eat at lunch is stale Cheetos, the instructor may approach the parent about the quality of their child’s lunches. This is a deliberate move on this kid’s behalf, and you have to admire the effort. This kid could very well rule the world one day.
School Lunches Aren’t Up To Snuff
Understand This Day
This boy refuses to be a bystander, especially on Father and Son Day. This father appears to have forgotten about his son’s big day and ended up sleeping a little longer than he would have liked. So the child felt that a lovely semi-threatening message would serve as a good reminder. He even included pictures to help hammer the point home. We hope the father doesn’t screw up the next father-son day because things could get messy.
Understand This Day
Dad And His “Friend”
This kid knows much about his father’s extracurricular activities. While he believes it is merely a friend entering his father’s bedroom, grownups may have other ideas. At the very least, the child got some ice cream and sweets out of the deal.
Dad And His Friend
Facebook Love
Yes, social media is a new generational issue. This child made a comic book strip for class and revealed some fascinating facts about their parents. “My dad is allergic to Facebook, but my mom adores it!” they wrote. Many guys do not appear to be Facebook enthusiasts, despite the fact that their better halves are linked into the social media cosmos. It’s quite amusing that this small kiddo was already paying so close attention to mom and dad to make such a wise assessment. We can only image what social media will be like by the time this small kid gets married.
Facebook Love
Frankie The Freeloader
Poor Frankie, chances are he doesn’t know what a freeloader is and has probably been called one more than once. It’s even more likely that it was one of Frankie’s parents. They probably don’t mean it in a disparaging way, given Frankie appears to be in kindergarten. We’re not sure what kind of assignment this is because we don’t know many kids this age who are required to do tasks in order to earn an allowance. But keep your head up, Frankie.
Frankie The Freeloader
C’mon Mom
If this child was willing to write a note to their mother requesting that she stop burping feces on their bed, things must have gotten out of hand. What’s more, this note may have been left at The Carolina Inn for some unsuspecting housekeeper to discover. Although it was plainly written by a child, you can’t help but wonder what prompted them to write this note, because it didn’t appear out of nowhere. We can only hope that the mother has calmed down for the sake of her children.
C’mon Mom
You Go, Dad!
Nothing is more embarrassing for this child’s father than this. Fortunately, the kid has no idea what is going on, which is what makes this so amusing. The actual question here is why this kid made this note and artwork because it appears to be a pretty odd thing to create. Perhaps they simply wanted to express themselves artistically in order to cope with this strange situation in their lives. Perhaps their father discovered it and will begin to tone it down for the benefit of his child.
You Go, Dad!
Wow Miss Mac
Miss Mac appears to be doing something right if her students want her to look after them if their own parents die. If anything, it appears like they are wishing that their mother dies so that Miss Mac can help to fill the vacuum left by their mother’s death. Nina’s mother, hopefully, never saw this since it would be awful for any parent to witness. Miss Mac should probably speak with Nina and inform her that she will not be replacing her biological mother anytime soon.
Wow Miss Mac
The Taking Child
When we look at this picture, we can’t quite figure out what’s going on. Is the artist the “taking boy” who feels estranged from his family, or is he Julian and the taking boy is just a bizarre spirit that haunts and steals from his family? In any case, this image is disturbing no matter how you look at it, and we hope that the artist is receiving the assistance that they most likely require. This most likely landed in the hands of a teacher or a parent, who could handle it appropriately.
The Taking Child
Who Do You Live With?
Despite the fact that this is a child’s picture that could symbolize a lot of things, it’s still a little disturbing. It’s impossible to know whether a child is imagining things or being genuine. Given that the individual in the top left resembles Jack Skelington from The Nightmare Before Christmas, we’ll presume this is just a kid having fun while sketching a picture. Because if it isn’t, someone should go check on this kid and their living circumstances.
Who Do You Live With
Poor Mommy
While it may appear that everything is fine at home for this little girl, it is apparent that not everything is fine. While the story’s purpose may be to portray this little girl’s great love for pudding, it actually reveals the very real story of a possibly crumbling marriage. We’re simply pleased the girl hasn’t figured it out yet and her mother continues to feed her her favorite pudding. Maybe her father will return home from supper tonight, and everything will be well.
Poor Mommy
Domestic Disturbance
This child’s parents appear to be experiencing major relationship problems based on this image. Although photos can sometimes reveal information about a child’s family situation, this one paints a very clear image. Hopefully, the mother never attempted or succeeded in hitting the father with her car, but you never know. The mom appears to have taken great delight in it, judging by her smile. Who knows, maybe this is all a ruse to get their parents in trouble.
Domestic Disturbance
This Is The Life!
Aside from that, you have to acknowledge that everything about this photo is amusing. The artist appears to be just old enough to spell, and they are already preaching their personal views on marriage. However, if they’re already swearing off it before they’ve even been in a relationship, it may reveal something about their parents’ relationship. But we have to admit, that stick figure does appear to be one happy stick figure embracing the solitary life. Perhaps this child is onto something.
This Is The Life!
“Vadca”
It’s horrible when your own child learns that vodka is their mother’s favorite drink. They must have used that word a lot for it to stick in the mind of a small child. It’s also worth noting that when they run into the wall, their mother chuckles. Perhaps she had a few vodkas before that, which makes everything amusing. But it’s all right because the youngster doesn’t appear to mind because their favorite thing to do is embrace mom and she makes wonderful chili. Maybe the mother will skip the alcohol and make some of her famous chili tonight.
Vadca
Harsh
Wow, this kid didn’t hold back when it came to discussing their mother. They left no stone uncovered, from her poor cooking skills to accusing her of stealing their money. They even blamed their sickness on her food, which may have gone too far. We also worry how much money this kid has to be able to steal. However, after insulting her, they end the note by emphasizing how much they love her despite all of her imperfections. Isn’t that still fairly cool?
Harsh
Thank You For Not Leaving Me In A Box
We are also relieved that this child’s mother did not abandon them in a box somewhere. But this begs the question of whether this was previously used as a threat or if they were just locked in a box. You might doubt this mother’s discipline measures after witnessing this, because we don’t think placing your kids in a box and leaving them is a wise strategy. It’s also likely that kids believe their mother saved them from a box, which is why they call her mum. Kids can be chaotic at times.
Thank You For Not Leaving Me In A Box
A Daddy Skeleton
This child had the task to sketch the anatomy of a skeleton, and they decided to draw what they call a “daddy skeleton”. Although it’s anatomically incorrect, perhaps it’s time for this dad to start wearing a towel around the house. We think we can all agree that there comes a point when it’s no longer proper to treat your house like the Garden of Eden with your small children. It also appears that this drawing was still posted on the board, implying that none of the other students were aware of the anomaly.
A Daddy Skeleton
Love You, Mom
Nothing beats receiving a handwritten letter from your own children, according to most mothers. Whether it’s Mother’s Day, Christmas, or their birthday, it’s one of the most intimate ways to express your love. Although these youngsters clearly attempted, it’s clear that they had another message they wanted to express as well. Unless they draw a crude picture of themselves giving you the bird, no other card can tell you how someone truly feels. They most likely learned it from their mother…
Love You, Mom
The Wheels On The Bus…
This child was supposed to create a picture for the song “The Wheels On The Bus” but we’re guessing they had other plans. If you were a teacher and saw this, you’d probably suspect that there aren’t very rigorous parental controls over media or that this is a regular term at home. All of that aside, considering the relatively scandalous theme, it’s still a pretty beautiful drawing. Perhaps the creator is just a troubled artist trying to develop their own distinct style.
The Wheels On The Bus…
Money Runs The World
Shira made this adorable card for her Aunt. In the card, she expresses gratitude to her Aunt, or “Tita,” for always loving and caring for her. Shira also mentions that she knows her Aunt loves money, which is a very amusing remark for a toddler. “But I don’t have any at the moment, SORRY,” she continues. She instead creates an emoji with money signs for eyes and some money. Well, as they say, it’s the thought that counts. It’s apparent that this little girl adores her Aunt and would gladly give her money if she had any at her young age.
Money Runs The World
It Is Critical For Mom To Let Her Hair Down
It appears that a lot of moms these days prefer drinking wine. Another one from the “wine files”. This child’s class records their daily news as well as significant events in their lives. This small boy got to play with his pal Lucas, but his mother also “drank.” Perhaps she wasn’t genuinely intoxicated and had simply had a couple of drinks. Even hilarious is the teacher’s response, “Oh goodness me. Mom needs to let her hair down every now and then.” Although there’s a high chance the teacher completely understands mom in this case.
It Is Critical For Mom To Let Her Hair Down
The Dad Science Project
This child is in a science lesson where they are learning about solids, liquids, and gases. This could imply that they were probably old enough to know better than to make such a joke, but they went forward with it nonetheless. They chose to include a photo of their father passing gas in the “gases” section. They are technically correct. In any case, figuring out what to draw for a gas would be challenging. Even funny is that there is a person, presumably the child who drew this, shouting in dissatisfaction in the backdrop of the painting. We’re curious if this child received credit for their inventive response.
The Dad Science Project
The Terrifying Joke
We’re hoping this is a prank. At the very least, the caption appears to have been written by an adult. “Today I had a good time, mom and dad and the cat,” it says. This time, even the demon left us alone…” Yikes! Hopefully, this is simply someone having fun and not a genuine Poltergeist-like experience. The “demon” in question resembles the terrifying creature from the film The Babadook, so it could just be someone’s warped sense of humour. In any case, assume you were a teacher and a student turned in this drawing. Someone is absolutely going to see the school counselor! Continue reading for Hilarious Kid Test Answers.
The Terrifying Joke
I’m A Freeloader
We love this kid because he didn’t mince their words. Because we all feel the same way deep down. At the very least, we know where this youngster stands in terms of getting work and sustaining oneself. Maybe their attitude may change in the future and they’ll take on a few jobs, but we don’t know. Meanwhile, enjoy your free ride, because it won’t continue forever! What we’d give to have nap time back!
I’m A Freeloader
This Teacher Received An English Lesson
If you want the children in your class to respond in a certain way, you should think about how you ask the question. This student raised an important issue, but all they received was a -7 on the question. We hope they knew the answer but wanted to toy with their teacher’s bad grammar. If we were teachers, we might give this kid a bonus point or two for inventiveness. Hey, he’s not entirely wrong!
This Teacher Received An English Lesson
Write “Or” And Fail This Test
Okay, technically, this child should have typed or > for each answer, but we know what they meant. Kids have crazy imaginations, and what they come up with is typically quite entertaining – but at the end of the day, if they want to progress ahead in school, they still have to offer the appropriate answers. We hope that this teacher recognized that this student was simply confused or playing around and allowed them to retake the test.
Write Or And Fail This Test
There Could Be Truth In This Answer
The correct response was almost certainly B (Darwin’s theory of evolution states that animals that can adapt are more likely to survive), but this kid wasn’t buying it. The giraffe’s death must have hit home because labeling something as a heartless creature is really upsetting. Perhaps this child has no interest in giraffes and is not particularly fond of animals in general.
There Could Be Truth In This Answer
This Answer Is Technically Right
This child almost got this answer wrong due to incorrect math, but they recovered wonderfully and produced an entirely appropriate answer! With that in mind, we believe he deserves some points. Can you think of at least six different animals that reside in the Arctic? Seriously. We simply cannot! We give this kid extra credit for at least providing a theoretically valid answer, and we hope his instructor did as well.
This Answer Is Technically Right
Well, That Escalated Quickly
If this kid’s journey to world dominance is any indicator, we can almost understand why previous attempts to dominate the globe failed. Perhaps he should prioritize his work, find someone wonderful to settle down with, and then pursue world dominance. His answer is technically right, even if world dominance at such a young age is a bit intimidating. But who knows? Stranger things have happened in the past.
Well, That Escalated Quickly
Wrong Hue
If you’re going to provide the erroneous response, why not Hugh Jackman? At the very least, the teacher thought this student’s response was creative. However, the ‘smart’ note may be all that this student has. We’re not sure if they were given credit for their caustic response, but we think it deserves a round of applause. That is very brilliant. We believe this student deserves a point or two if it made the teacher laugh (even if only little).
Wrong Huea
Not A Fan
This youngster thinks school is horrible, and he’s not completely wrong. We have some bad news for you, kid: millions of people agree with you. We were among those millions at times! We’re going out on a limb here and blaming the American education system for this kid’s failure. We think he’ll end up in middle management, where he can make his subordinates’ life horrible.
Not A Fan
Saturn Isn’t A Single Lady
“Saturn was not a single lady.” That could be the strangest response this teacher has ever had to write for an incorrect test answer. (Not to mention the fact that Saturn still exists…) This teacher appears to be somewhat closed-minded to us. Keep going, youngster. In all seriousness, we appreciated both the student’s and the teacher’s responses. What can we bond over if we can’t bond over our mutual love of Beyonce?
Saturn Isn’t A Single Lady
They Named Everything Like Asked
This effort at a geometry class suddenly devolved into chaos. Also, this youngster misspelled “Harry,” and who has heard of the strange name “Tedison”? In any event, this kid did name the quadrilaterals, as the test question required. This isn’t going to fly in college, at least not in most classrooms, so we hope he enjoys it while he can. And that they used their imaginations!
They Named Everything Like Asked
I Used Math — Give Me An ‘A’ Please
For some reason, math questions seem to produce the most amusing solutions. It’s the perfect atmosphere for entertainment when kids decide to be sarcastic during a test that’s supposed to be about numbers and reasoning. This kid nailed their response with a simple “math.” response. We believe in letting the answer speak for itself, so this small youngster should have received an A+ for this answer alone.
I Used Math Give Me An A Please
Technically, He Did
The test question just asked you to elaborate on your answer. This boy followed the instructions exactly by adding more space after each component of his answer. While it isn’t worth a “A” on his test, his teacher did concede that it was “very funny.” Children’s minds work in mysterious and amusing ways. Most of us would be OK if that innovative way of thinking lasted into grade school.
Technically, He Did
It Was Discovered
There you have it, instructor. That’s right, above that line. That was most likely the simplest question in the exam! I know I nailed it. Oh, you mean it wasn’t the question’s intent? Variables were never an easy idea to grasp, and this kid demonstrated that you must be particular or you may not receive exactly what you were searching for. In these situations, partial credit is a smart idea.
It Was Discovered
Bob Isn’t Left With Just 7 Candy Bars
Anyone who took this test was simply being realistic. Let’s ignore the math and focus on the more serious matter at hand: Bob just ate 29 candy bars. Who would do that? The person who completed this test saw the ridiculousness of the situation and provided a solution based on facts. What in the world was this teacher thinking? The question is absurd. Nobody requires so many candy bars.
Bob Isn’t Left With Just 7 Candy Bars
Good One
You can’t refute that this is the correct answer. As previously said, it is occasionally necessary to be particular. Because you always sign at the bottom of most things, this kid just utilized common sense to answer this question. They also didn’t have to prepare for this question. This test question embodies the type of school life that all students desire. At least, those who refuse to learn new things.
Good One
We Have An Artist On Our Hands
That plant appears depressed since it has been confined away. The drawing is almost as good as it is basic… it depicts a plant inside a “cell.” Despite the fact that the test plainly requested a different type of cell, this one is technically correct. “Iron bars” and “no windows” are the most significant aspects. This isn’t just any smart answer; it’s art in the face of pressure that deserves recognition.
We Have An Artist On Our Hands
Do We Have A Zombie On Our Hands?
Zombies have been a massive craze for a few years now, which shows like The Walking Dead helped to kickstart, so perhaps that explains this eerie yet humorous (depending on how you look at it) answer. We know, or at least hope, that this child has not eaten any brains and is not speaking from recollection, but rather from what he or she has seen on television.
Do We Have A Zombie On Our Hands
She Couldn’t See!
Scientists and students in scientific classrooms know the actual answer, but this kid appears to have forgotten why Miranda can’t look down the microscope. However, writing down the answer “she is blind” was a really creative attempt. You never know when the teacher will recognize brilliance, but a “nice try” compliment is a good consolation prize. It would have been much great if it had come with a sticker.
She Couldn’t See!
Excuse Me, What?
This student completely missed the desired target, and then they botched up on the geography slant they were going for with their responses. He or she even spelled the states incorrectly. They also plainly messed up their states. However, you cannot place all of the blame on them. We admit that remembering the different states of matter could be a difficulty, but picking the names of US states is not acceptable.
Excuse Me, What
He’s Being Honest
Many of us may be gone in 100 years. It’s not sad; it’s simply a reality of life. Death and taxes are unavoidable. Warren appears to be ahead of the curve in recognizing this simple fact. Perhaps he shouldn’t be so pessimistic. It could frighten the other students or the teacher! Nobody wants to be reminded of their own mortality. Warren most likely did not receive a high grade on this assignment.
He’s Being Honest
All Facts
Where is the deception? This child must have caught the love bug at a young age, or his or her parents must have a really special relationship. Would you have granted credit for an answer like this if you were the teacher? We certainly would have! After all, we’re talking about love, which is a very good component of life. This response is far more optimistic than Warren’s previous one.
All Facts
I’m Mr. Lonely
These youngsters only seem to get smarter and smarter. Nothing should encourage a child to put this type of answer on a test unless they believe they will receive points for being amusing or at least attempting. If a student is this comfortable giving this type of answer, it speaks something about the teacher. After all, it is easier to learn if you feel comfortable being yourself at school.
I’m Mr. Lonely