The Mommy-Daddy Difference
Evan made a lovely drawing of his mother and father for his elementary school class. Can you find the distinction? Of course, it’s because mommy is surrounded by a cloud of “love,” whereas dad is surrounded by a different kind of gaseous cloud. Another dad fart joke, you guessed it. Apparently, there’s something about dads and farts that just go together. It appears to be a frequent occurrence in any given household that fathers are always the most flatulent of all. The teacher also responded by affixing a quite amusing sticker on the paper that simply reads, “Wow!”
The Evil Mom
Let’s hope this one wasn’t submitted to school because it would certainly raise some eyes. First, the child depicted a “evil snake” and it appeared to have eaten a “evil mom”. “I don’t like people!” says the Evil Mom. Yikes! When they started creating this picture, this tiny kid was clearly not pleased with their mother. Maybe this kid wanted a pet snake and his mother said no. In any event, we hope they’ve overcome their fear of having a “evil mom” before they have to turn in another art piece for class!