“Vadca”
It’s horrible when your own child learns that vodka is their mother’s favorite drink. They must have used that word a lot for it to stick in the mind of a small child. It’s also worth noting that when they run into the wall, their mother chuckles. Perhaps she had a few vodkas before that, which makes everything amusing. But it’s all right because the youngster doesn’t appear to mind because their favorite thing to do is embrace mom and she makes wonderful chili. Maybe the mother will skip the alcohol and make some of her famous chili tonight.
Harsh
Wow, this kid didn’t hold back when it came to discussing their mother. They left no stone uncovered, from her poor cooking skills to accusing her of stealing their money. They even blamed their sickness on her food, which may have gone too far. We also worry how much money this kid has to be able to steal. However, after insulting her, they end the note by emphasizing how much they love her despite all of her imperfections. Isn’t that still fairly cool?