Gross Foods Only Baby Boomers Still Think Are Cool

Published on 06/15/2021
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Artificial Sweetener

The sugar substitute artificial sweetener has gained an awful reputation over the years. The question has been changed to: “Which sweetener is the safest to consume?” By just looking at the Sweet ‘N Low package, you will see “dangerous to your health” stated in big red English. Research reveals that limited usage of the substance aids weight reduction, but full substitution of sugar results in a worsening diet and disinterest in healthy foods. Though their relationship to cancer and obesity is relatively straightforward, claims that aspartame is carcinogenic have minimal backing.

Artificial Sweetener

Artificial Sweetener

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Bologna Sandwich

Baloney, the US and Canadian staple is the bologna. A sandwich can be made up quickly, making it popular with lazy cooks. Bologna, in its defense, is swift and practical for those of us who are too busy to be lazy. But advanced technology and food research make it practically impossible to utilize this nasty sandwich. Boomers may ignore the health dangers when the sandwich is cooked on white bread, mayo, or yellow mustard. And, why use cream cheese between the beef and Wonder Bread? Is the average Boomer miserable?

Bologna Sandwich

Bologna Sandwich

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