Bran Cereal
Bran exists to clean up our insides with its high fiber content. It can’t even be used to make a crispy dessert! When raisins are added, it falls off the healthier cereal list. Favorite raisin bran cereals often have high sugar content, as the popular children’s cereals Lucky Charms. Additionally, anyone with Celiac disease is told to avoid the cereal altogether. Raisin Bran’s heart-healthy properties are compromised by high fructose corn syrup and sweeteners.
Bran Cereal
Vienna Sausage
Just listen: pork and beef sausage enveloped with sheep intestine and canned in chicken broth. Wait! Any statement that incorporates both “parboiled” and “sheep intestine” is a clear warning sign. Sodium nitrite and saturated fat combined in a Vienna sausage are the unhealthiest meals out there. Vienna sausages are slime cylinders that require a lot of TLC and a slimy sauce bath to become tasty fresh from the can. We can envision the small wieners being the last remaining humans’ meal in the event of a zombie apocalypse.
Vienna Sausage
