Watergate Salad
Someone needs to inform these people that mixing salad ingredients in a bowl doesn’t make you a salad enthusiast. Remember ambrosia, a most wretched fruit salad nobody asked for. Watergate salad is come to pick up where ambrosia left off. We didn’t want a name that was closely associated with a political scandal. Upon realizing that the combination is made of pistachio pudding, whipped cream topping, canned pineapple, nuts, and of course, marshmallows, you have a severe gag reflex.
Watergate Salad
Fruit Cocktail
A fruit cocktail is an old classic in many recipes and potluck meals. We believe it’s more of a slimy, slightly bitter disaster. Fruit soaked in water turns into unidentifiable, tasteless mush. Also, “fruit cocktail” is just another name for baby boomers mutilating fruit salad. Angry Orchard or lemon with whiskey makes for a delicious fruit cocktail. Let the fruits be.
Fruit Cocktail
