Gross Foods Only Baby Boomers Still Think Are Cool

Published on 06/15/2021
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Wonder Bread

Show of hands for those who saw this product coming. If you know anything about Boomers, you should’ve expected it since the first slide. What’s more “good ‘ole days” than the time when people thought Wonder Bread was the epitome of bread products? Classified as one of the unhealthiest brands on the planet, Wonder Bread isn’t doing you any favors. Think back to your high school biology class. We’re sure you know a little about simple and complex carbohydrates. Well, Wonder Bread is the simplest of simple carbs, meaning your body has no problem breaking it down quickly. This quick breakdown leaves you hungry, loaded with sugar, and craving more calories.

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Wonder Bread

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Mrs. Dash

“From the first taste of flavor on your favorite meal, Dash brings your taste buds to life!” That’s the tagline for the infamous Boomer spice that they just can’t let go of. We can’t deny the spicy mixture is flavorful, but there’s always a risk with salt substitutes for some unwanted health problems. Take a gander at these ingredients: onion, black pepper, parsley, celery seed, basil, bay marjoram, oregano, savory, thyme, cayenne pepper, coriander, cumin, mustard, rosemary, garlic, carrot, orange peel, tomato, lemon juice powder, citric acid, and oil of lemon. It seems a bit overkill if you ask us… Make sure to talk with your doctor before resorting to these salt substitutes, which can be dangerous if you suffer from kidney disease, heart disease, high blood pressure, liver disease, or diabetes.

Mrs. Dash

Mrs. Dash

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